What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

How do you say "have fun" in French?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What has been your best sexual experience?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?